Don Osmond: In my opinion…

August 24, 2009

Dateless in a Mormon Maiden Mecca

Filed under: Cresting 30 — Tags: , , — donosmond @ 6:44 pm

Last week, a buddy called me to complain about not having anyone to date.

“Dude, I just can’t find anyone to go out with.”

Trying to act sympathetic: “You live in Utah — the Mormon Maiden Mecca.”

“Yeah, but…”

“But what? You go to parties, ward and stake activities, institute. There is a plethora of women to meet.”

“It’s always the same crowd.”

“No, you just happen to hang around the same group of people. You’ve gotta branch out.”

I then recounted to him how my new calling as stake family home evening co-chair gave me reason to connect people.

Although my responsibilities were never laid out specifically, the stake high councilor left an underpinning thought with me — find activities that present opportunities for people to meet and date.

Taking that message to heart, every stake activity starts with a prayer, spiritual thought, and … my obnoxious salutation: “Glad you could all make it out tonight. Now it’s time to mix, mingle and find someone to date.” It usually gets a laugh or two out of the crowd.

But seriously, if someone isn’t doing anything to meet new people, what’s to be expected?

So, here’s my rant. (And, I realize this rests more on the guys.) Go to activities, break out of your comfort shell, introduce yourselves to someone new. Make a game out of it — the guy with the most phone numbers at the end of the night wins!

OK, maybe that’s not a great idea. Just have fun making new friends, and being a friend. You’ll be surprised what follows.

August 3, 2009

Flirt to convert

Filed under: Cresting 30 — Tags: , , , — donosmond @ 10:58 pm

I’ve recently started getting e-mails from faithful readers on different topics. Some tell me stories about their conversation as it pertains to my family; others are a little more curious about my dating life — insisting on lining me up with their daughters.

Truth be told, I do enjoy reading those e-mails. Some of them spawn concepts for my blog.

The idea for today’s blog, for example, came from a young woman’s e-mail who is frustrated about dating. She read my Cowboy article and mentioned how disheartening it is for her to find a good LDS guy.

Her solution to the dilemma was to start dating guys that aren’t LDS — broadening her dating pool.

She asked my opinion about dating someone of another faith, and supplementing her statement with, “hopefully he’ll convert and we’ll get married in the temple.”

It’s a dating tactic often referred to as flirt to convert.

Well, I’m no Dear Abby; however, I can provide my thoughts.

First off, you don’t crest 30 years old without having that notion cross your mind once or twice. And, being LDS, the constant reminder of eternal marriage looming over one’s head is intimidating, to say the least.

So, have I thought about the flirt-to-convert tactic? Yes. I’ve dated girls of other Christian faiths, and at times even considered taking those relationships more seriously.

Converting to another religion solely based on a love interest may not be the best foundation to begin a marriage.

Although, does flirting to convert work? Sure. I’ve heard success stories. Those relationships take extra time and are fraught with challenges, but what relationship isn’t?

I guess, in the end, each of us makes our own dating decisions. What will work for one doesn’t always work for another.

For the young woman looking for her cowboy … define your goals through sincere prayer and let your heart guide you.

The path of life isn’t always lined with silver, but the wisdom gained through experience is worth 10 times its weight in gold.

May 18, 2009

Where’s my wingman?

Filed under: Cresting 30 — Tags: , , — donosmond @ 2:09 pm

This one goes out to all my brothas in da quorum. (And that’s just another fine example of a white boy trying to act gangsta’.)

Talk about a week of parties and celebrations. Last Monday was Happy Star Wars Day with people texting, “May the Fourth be with you!” Tuesday was Cinco de Mayo — I’ve never seen so many Utahns embrace their Mexican heritage. Wednesday: a birthday party — Happy Birthday, Lyndee! Thursday … OK, nothing happened on Thursday. It’s kind of an odd day of the week. Friday: Does anyone need a reason to celebrate the return of the weekend?

With all of these shindigs, you would think one would get tired and take a day off to recoup from constantly partying. Well, that’s one of the blessings about being Mormon: no binge drinking. In fact, no drinking at all. No alcohol, no hangover. No hangover, more parties!

Unfortunately, it does mean you’ll remember everything you did the night before, and you can’t blame your stupidity on being intoxicated. So, this brings to light a “must have” for every party situation: the wingman.

Because we won’t dissect the supporting factors of a wingman, let’s just make a comparison between parties and the classic wingman example: Maverick and Goose from “Top Gun.”

Maverick is known for being a wild card, and he needs Goose for both work and play. Goose is always there to keep Maverick grounded if he ever gets carried away in the moment. But, they also play off each other so well they’ll sometimes pick up a microphone and woo the ladies with a little karaoke.

Similar to a dogfighting situation, flying solo into any party is a dangerous tactic. It’s like putting a MiG 28 into a 4-G negative dive — sometimes risky, but well worth the glory and brag rights.

The first matter of business upon walking into a house party is locating friendlies. Depending on whether you arrive solo or with your squadron, immediately establish radio contact with your wingman. Avoid engaging in conversation with any bogeys, you may get shot down in a blaze of glory.

You are now ready for the flyby.

“Tower, this is ghost rider requesting a flyby.”

Wait for your wingman to give you the all-clear before attempting this stunt. It’s pretty embarrassing when you find out “the pattern is full.”

Although flybys are exhilarating, they are no good if that’s all you’ve done by the end of the party. (And, we all know most Utah parties are just that — a whole lot of lookin’, and not much askin’.) Once a target is acquired, engage — preferably with your wingman, because there’s a good chance she’s not flying solo.

The two of you position yourselves accordingly, and obey rules of engagement. A real wingman always has your back and will take one for the team. During the scuffle, your wingman will distract the majority while you peel off to go one on one.

Typically, you’ll go head-to-head for a few minutes before you can get a shot off. Once locked on, release the can-I-get-your-number missile. If everything played out effectively, you can return to base knowing you’ve completed a successful sortie.

Remember to thank your wingman for his evasive tactics. You’ll be flying his wing during the next mission, and both of you will leave the party saying, “I feel the need, the need for speed.”

I’m sure nearly every single out in Mormondom is sick and tired of going to parties and leaving fruitless. And, it’s not just house parties; I’m including singles-ward activities. This happens any time the is a large gathering of singles.

Hopefully the next party you attend you’ll recall a short phrase: “What would Maverick and Goose do?” Party on!

April 27, 2009

One date wonder

Filed under: Cresting 30 — Tags: , — donosmond @ 1:39 pm

Have you ever been on a date you just know is going to end with him on one knee, and a ring in hand? You know the type; the over-complimenting date who can’t stop staring at you with googly eyes. But it’s not only the men; ladies are just as guilty.

Once in a blue moon the scenario works out perfectly; engaged one week, married the next and a “happily ever after.”

But, really, can you honestly tell after one date that you’re a match made in heaven?

Or is the real culprit here just a confusion between an emotional and a spiritual experience?

I’ve seen a lot of quick weddings. Let’s be honest, when you live in Provo, it’s a common occurrence. In fact, while a counselor for Especially For Youth (EFY), I actually witnessed a young college-age couple get married within a month of knowing each other. They met the first week; engaged by the second week; married before the month was out. Is that crazy, or what? (Of course, that may be BYU protocol.)

Look: Just because something is right, doesn’t mean it’s the right time. And, this isn’t just happening at EFY and singles wards; it’s anywhere you find the overzealous. Boy meets girl. They fall in love. The next step is marriage, right? But, what happens to courtship? Isn’t that also supposed to be part of the marriage process?

We live in a consumer-oriented society. When we see something, we want it — now! But, indulge me for a second as I suggest finding “Joy In The Journey?” (Thought I’d keep with the EFY theme.)

Shouldn’t dating be an experience? After you are married, don’t you want to look back with fondness on your courtship? The alternative will be telling your children, “I never dated your mother, we just knew it was right.”

That reminds me of a friend who recently got married. While she was engaged, people kept on saying, “Aren’t you so excited for this to be over and to just be married already?” Her response was perfect. “No. I’m only going to be engaged once (hopefully), so I don’t want this to just be over, I want to enjoy every second of it!”

Dating and marriage should be looked upon as obtaining a great goal; because it is. And as with every other goal you accomplish, there is a lot of sacrifice, hard work and dedication you put into achieving that goal.

As odd as this may sound, true joy is realized after struggling through challenges with the perseverance and commitment necessary to accomplish a goal. That’s where the real fulfillment occurs.

This gives new meaning to the scripture in 2 Nephi 2:25, “Adam fell that men might be; and men are, that they might have joy.”

So how do we relate this to ourselves? Well, to quote Jordan Sparks, “We live and we learn to take one step at a time. There’s no need to rush. It’s like learning to fly, or falling in love. It’s gonna happen and it’s supposed to happen; we find the reasons why. One step at a time.” (Yes, I quoted Jordan Sparks.)

Think of it this way; why rob yourself of the joy of learning about someone just to jump into marriage? Is it because you have this deep-rooted realization that marriage is the crowning goal of perfection, and you’ve gotta have it right now? Some would say they’ve had a spiritual confirmation, so why wait?

Well, here’s what I’m driving at … date to get to know the person.

If you have an amazing spiritual experience with someone, keep it to yourself and God. When the time is right, then act. The person you are dating requires the same spiritual confirmation before you progress.

April 20, 2009

Where have all the cowboys gone?

Filed under: Cresting 30 — Tags: , — donosmond @ 1:25 pm

A’ight boys; this one’s for us. It’s a topic mentioned recently on my personal blog, but I thought it’s important enough to share here as well.

A couple of months ago, I was chatting with a girl friend of mine (a friend who happens to be a girl; don’t be getting any ideas), and during the conversation she asked me, “Where have all the cowboys gone?”

Holding back a smirk, I responded with, “You do realize we live in the city, right?”

And without missing a beat, she said: “I’m speaking metaphorically. Where is chivalry in the world today?”

We talked about this for awhile and came to the conclusion chivalry is on hiatus somewhere in the Bahamas, because we rarely see it in the dating world — she told me men don’t offer it often, and I explained that women seem apprehensive toward guys who are. By no specific fault of either gender, chivalry has gone the way of the dinosaur. People aren’t nice just because; there’s always an ulterior motive, right?

She then proceeded to tell me about a date she had a few years previous while attending Utah Valley State College (of course now it’s Utah Valley University). There was a young country boy, who returned home from serving a full-time mission, in her history class. During the semester they became friends. One day after class, he mustered up enough courage to ask, “Can I take you to dinner?” She agreed and arrangements were set for the weekend.

When Friday night arrived, he drove to her apartment, walked to the door and knocked. After pleasantries were exchanged, the date ensued. She mentioned that he was a little awkward on the date, but attributed it to being “fresh off the mission.” One thing that did strike her about his demeanor was how gentlemanly he was. “He treated me like a lady.”

That’s when I got pen and paper out, because I knew she was about to tell me the secret of winning a woman’s heart. As I waited on baited breath, she said, “Throughout the evening, he was so cautious to make sure he always held the door open for me: car door, restaurant, movie, etc.” But being young, she admitted getting a little frustrated thinking; “I’m fully capable of opening my own door.” So she asked, “Why do you always get the door for me?”

He timidly responded with, “I’m just trying to be a real cowboy, like my father.”

I will never forget the day my father taught my brothers and me about chivalry. It was during a family home evening lesson; he explained every detail of what he expected his sons to do when they started dating. Holding doors for women, offering your chair for her to sit, etc. I was probably no more than 8 years old — dating was a lifetime away, but to this day, I open the door for every date. (Guys, I highly recommend you either start or continue to do this for every girl you go out with. You’ll be surprised how well she’ll respond.)

But, why stop being chivalrous when you’ve dropped off your date? How many times have Mormon leaders referenced the brethren as “a royal priesthood”? (1 Peter 2:9) Taking writer’s liberties and making a comparison to royalty, chivalry is to exude the qualities idealized by knighthood. These qualities include courtesy, honor, bravery, and gallantry towards all women. There are so many applications for chivalry.

Call me old-fashioned, but what woman doesn’t want to be swept off her feet, riding off into the sunset with her cowboy? Besides, something tells me the guy is getting a pretty good deal in the end as well.

Great, so there’s the pep talk. I guess the point I’m trying to get across is this: Can we all try a little harder to be more chivalrous, or gracious to accept chivalry? Guys, this is probably more of a call for us to step it up. It’s about time we dust off the boots of chivalry, tip the hat of courtesy and cowboy up.

April 13, 2009

Cresting 30

Filed under: Cresting 30 — Tags: , , — donosmond @ 12:56 pm

I’m not about to incite an uprising of 30-somethings and go toe-to-toe against the words of our prophets and living oracles. They are blessed with wisdom — an apostolic gift given to them by God to lead us in righteousness. It would be folly for us not to listen to their counsel.

However, singles wards these days seem to be getting larger and larger. Almost monthly, there is a new Mormon singles ward to go “check out.” Despite the constant temple-wedding announcements from the members of young single adult wards that infiltrate my mailbox, I still hear, from time to time, that one of my friends received his or her 31st birthday gift from the church — a hearty welcome to the family ward.

The Pandemic: singles are getting older, marrying later.

Take my ward for example. The average age is 26. Are we all menaces to society? No! Should we be married? Well, yeah, but that’s a given.

I came close to being married, twice, and for a long time felt as though I missed out on the blessings of the temple. In my mind’s eye, a branding iron came down from heaven and marked me “the eternal bachelor.” However, I surrounded myself with good friends, angels who would bear me up. Together, we had seen it all — break-ups, failed engagements, even divorce. Even with all that heartache, we still found reason to enjoy each other’s company, have good times and laugh.

The secret: We don’t wear these burdens on our sleeves or shout from the rooftops, “Hey, I have a commitment problem!” On the contrary, we find ways to help and serve each other. Getting lost in the compassion of others helps us drown our troubles in service, rather than drinks. As Luke’s gospel records: “Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.”

Being single, and cresting 30 in July, I’ve come to realize the Lord does bless his children. It may be a different type of blessing than our married counterparts, but we are still blessed regardless. There is no reason why any single adult should be sulking.

Singles are blessed with so many experiences and opportunities, yet we are often blinded by the outward perceptions of LDS perfection. Take for example the blessing of freedom. (Now, I’m not saying marrieds aren’t free … you get the picture.) Being single, you should take every opportunity you have readily available. The sky — very literally — is the limit.

If you’ve done this — great! Take a minute and reflect on where you’ve been and what you have learned from the past. My guess is you’ve learned a lot! Now go out and share what you’ve learned with others. There is strength in numbers, and there are a lot of singles that need each other.

Perhaps you’ve gone through the refiner’s fire of heartache; I just hope you’ve lighted your candle to light the way for others. That doesn’t mean you pour out a sob story to others. What did Bing Crosby say? “You’ve got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative, don’t mess with Mister In-Between.”

Great. So there’s the pep talk. You still have to date. Just because we feel better about ourselves and the position we are in doesn’t mean the ultimate goal has changed. We still strive for the blessings of being sealed in the temple with our spouse for time and all eternity. But instead of being so inwardly focused on what we don’t have, we realize the things we do have. You may need to still think about it from time to time and come to terms that what you have, your married friends may not have … like going on crazy fun vacations with friends.

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